"Arthur," she’d said, "I need a new bra. Not just any brand. They have those 'No Side Effects' ones that actually stay comfortable all day."

The neon sign above the "Retro-Fit Lingerie" shop flickered, casting a pink glow over Arthur as he adjusted his spectacles. He wasn't usually one for errands of this nature, but his wife, Martha, had been very specific.

He headed toward the Macy's at the end of the block, ready to return home a hero.