Transylmania May 2026

The story centers on a ragtag group of students—many of whom are looking for "forbidden love" and parties—who inadvertently find themselves at a university housed in a centuries-old vampire castle. The staff includes a demented dean with a torture chamber and an archery professor who is actually a vampire hunter. The plot involves various crude scenarios, including a sub-plot where a character falls in love with a sentient severed head. Production and Release David Hillenbrand and Scott Hillenbrand.

It opened in over 1,000 U.S. theaters on December 4, 2009. Critical Reception and Performance Transylmania

Rated R for crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use, language, and cartoonish violence. The story centers on a ragtag group of

The Lone Star: Part 3 – “Transylmania” - Reel Reactions Critical Reception and Performance Rated R for crude

The film stars Patrick Cavanaugh, James DeBello, Tony Denman, Paul H. Kim, Jennifer Lyons, and Musetta Vander.

The film is widely cited as one of the worst-reviewed and poorest-performing movies in cinematic history.