The-interactive-adventures-of-dog-mendonca May 2026

Disappearing monsters and a massive supernatural conspiracy. If you'd like to dive deeper into this world, I can:

"So," Dog said, scratching behind his ear with a massive clawed foot. "You're telling me you kidnapped the monsters to start a supernatural boy band?" "No!" the villain screamed. "It's a conspiracy to—" the-interactive-adventures-of-dog-mendonca

Back at the office, Eurico looked at the single, crumpled check they’d received as payment. "This won't even cover the dry cleaning for your trench coat, Dog." Disappearing monsters and a massive supernatural conspiracy

The office of Dog Mendonça smelled like stale cigarettes, wet fur, and the faint, unsettling aroma of a 60,000-year-old demon’s laundry. Located in the grimiest corner of Lisbon, it was the kind of place where even the shadows looked like they wanted to file a police report. "It's a conspiracy to—" Back at the office,

Their investigation led them through the bizarre, neon-lit underbelly of Lisbon, where monsters lived side-by-side with humans in a state of mutual annoyance. They met a crossdressing Oracle who gave them clues that made less sense than a tax return, and narrowly avoided a car chase that ended with Dog accidentally biting a tire.

Dog shrugged, leaning back in his chair as the sun began to rise over Lisbon. "Maybe not, kid. But look on the bright side. At least we didn't get eaten."