This sketch, appearing in the third series of the show, satirizes sports broadcasting by treating a decade-long game of hide-and-seek as a high-stakes Olympic event. The "UNCUT" designation in a file name often implies a full-length version of the sketch, which spans several years in its fictional timeline.
The competition begins in , but quickly escalates into a global chase:
In the final hours of the 11-year limit, Huron searches the Tagus Valley in Lisbon. Finding a can of sardines inspires him to travel to Sardinia, where he successfully locates Roberts just before time expires.
As soon as the starting gun fires, Roberts hails a taxi and eventually flees to Sardinia , hiding in the ruins of a remote castle.