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Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft. Next to it, a massive Tarantula —likely a runaway from a neighbor’s exotic collection—was casually making its way toward Charlie’s discarded sandwich.

The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand. Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...

“It’s a majestic creature of the sky, Charlie! And the spider is just a misunderstood arachnid,” Alan chirped, adjusting his beige windbreaker. “Besides, I’ve named the bird 'Freedom' and the spider 'Leggsy.'” Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft