Don't choke the tie; keep the knot snug but comfortable.

Pull the wide end up through the neck loop from underneath [1].

Bring the wide end over the front again to the left [1].

Cross the wide end over the narrow end to the left [1].

While tightening, press your index finger just below the knot to create a "dimple" for a more professional look.

Bring the wide end under the narrow end, crossing back to the right [1].

Stand in front of a mirror, pop your collar, and button your top button. Drape the tie around your neck.