Don't choke the tie; keep the knot snug but comfortable.
Pull the wide end up through the neck loop from underneath [1].
Bring the wide end over the front again to the left [1].
Cross the wide end over the narrow end to the left [1].
While tightening, press your index finger just below the knot to create a "dimple" for a more professional look.
Bring the wide end under the narrow end, crossing back to the right [1].
Stand in front of a mirror, pop your collar, and button your top button. Drape the tie around your neck.