The hum of the server room was the only thing louder than Kaito’s heartbeat. On his screen, the progress bar for —specifically the elusive Shahiid uncensored 720p cut—was stuck at 99.8%.

Suddenly, the red "connecting" icon flickered to a steady green. The final 0.2% surged forward.

Without the censorship, the jokes landed harder. The absurdity of Peter’s situation—a hero who could slay dragons but couldn't say "no" to a persistent high-elf—was finally visible in its intended, ridiculous glory.