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Toby was a "Three." It wasn't that he was bad at math; he just couldn't physically perceive anything beyond the number three. When he looked at a dozen donuts, he saw three very large, complicated donuts. When he looked at his five-fingered hand, two of them were just... static.

He tapped his glass-lens spectacles. A progress bar appeared in his vision: Downloading Humorous Logic... 100%. Download funny counting।

But the real chaos started at the bank. Toby walked in and saw a businessman staring at a screen, sobbing. The man’s bank balance didn’t show millions anymore. It just said: "Enough to buy a boat, but the boat would be tacky." Toby was a "Three

He looked at his own hand again. He didn't see three fingers and static. He saw: "Five little meat-sticks ready for a piano." static

Then he saw the ad:

"My assets!" the man wailed. "They've been turned into adjectives!"

Toby stuck his tongue out and crossed his eyes. The transaction was complete.