Buyer And Cellar Playbill May 2026

from the acclaimed off-Broadway comedy Buyer & Cellar is the ultimate "solid piece" to use for an audition or performance.

"First of all, I want to thank you all for coming. Before we begin, there are a few things I have to say. I am not Barbra Streisand. I don't do her. I don’t think anybody should do her. She’s too specific. Even when people do her brilliantly, it's not her, it's an interpretation. So if you're looking for an impersonation, that’s not what this is. buyer and cellar playbill

In Jonathan Tolins' brilliant one-man show, Alex—a struggling, out-of-work actor who was just fired from Disneyland—takes a bizarre job curating the fictionalized underground shopping mall in Malibu basement. 🎭 The Monologue (Selection) from the acclaimed off-Broadway comedy Buyer & Cellar

The humor relies heavily on a dry, self-aware delivery rather than over-the-top punchlines. I am not Barbra Streisand

To read the play in its entirety or license it, you can view the official script listed at Concord Theatricals or preview the published book through Google Books .

I just want to make that clear before we start. Because I don't want to get sued." ⭐ Why It Works as an Audition Piece

You have to play multiple characters throughout the show, and this opening establishes your baseline charisma.