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: Top-tier, "blue blood" ancestors for those seeking prestige.

: Use overly professional language to sell something absurd. For example, "Upgrade your pedigree today with our premium selection of 18th-century Victorian aristocrats."

: A look that hasn't been updated since the early 2000s. Broken Links : Navigation items that lead nowhere.

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